welcomebackronberto:

How to successfully seduce someone:
Step 1.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Fuente: u-ltravi0lets)

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

same

painterbaker:

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Fuente: dellycartwright)

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” becuase there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless